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lvhammer 5:01 Thu Jul 23
If they were not footballers, what would they be...
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Let me start
Mo Salah - Egyptian Professor of Archaeology
David Moyes - Prison guard
Wayne Rooney - Plumber
Raheem Sterling - Ballet dancer
Michal Antonio - Stand up comedian
Mark Noble - Office manager
David Sullivan - Russian Pimp
Pablo Zabaleta - Hitman
Nigel Pearson - Football Manager
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The Hammers
7:29 Thu Jul 23
Re: If they were not footballers, what would they be...
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Dimitri Payet - Shop Assistant
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3420225/West-Ham-ace-Dimitri-Payet-serves-elderly-customers-clothes-shop-decade-old-clip-emerges-time-Nantes-youth.html
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Coffee
8:41 Thu Jul 23
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Jordan Henderson - McDonalds manager
Lukas Fabianski - electrician
Angelo Ogbanna - frangrances supervisor at John Lewis
Frank Lampard - teacher
Kenny Dalglish - union rep
Aaron Cresswell - hairdresser
Slaven Billic - Cafe manager in the British Museum
Mikhail Antonio - volunteers manager at Battersea Dogs Home
David Moyes - properties manager at Canterbury Cathedral
Sebastien Haller - balloon seller at Disneyland
Mark Noble - live bait shop manager
Manuel Pellegrini - engineering manuals technical writer
Karren Brady - Cynthia Payne's publicist
Felipe Anderson - chai wallah
Mikhel Arteta - travelling shampoo salesman
John Terry - drill sergeant
Troy Deeney - Nigerian email sender
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chajonbubble
8:59 Thu Jul 23
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Masuaku - jazz musician
David Moyes - debt collector
Antonio - bouncer
Fornals - children's entertainer
Declan Rice - boy on fruit and veg market stall who empties the boxes
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JLAP
9:11 Thu Jul 23
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Firmino - Waiter
Cresswell - Hairdresser
Vardy - Skip Driver
Lanzini - Barista
Son - Just Eat Driver
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Sven Roeder
9:43 Thu Jul 23
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Daniel James - stunt man / Olympic diver
Harry Kane - parking inspector
Harry Maquire - truck driver
Tomas Soucek - hired killer
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wd40
9:48 Thu Jul 23
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Harry Kane - parking inspector.
That's good .
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Takashi Miike
9:51 Thu Jul 23
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klopp - national hunt racehorse
guardiola - jimmy somerville tribute act
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Iron Duke
11:37 Thu Jul 23
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Neil Warnock - dinner lady
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Iron Duke
11:39 Thu Jul 23
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Peter Crouch - a virgin (his own words)
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mallard
11:57 Thu Jul 23
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Pellegrini - car mechanic
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the coming of gary
12:07 Thu Jul 23
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Gianfranco Zola
guard in medieval dungeon (copyright : someone on here , years ago)
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the coming of gary
12:09 Thu Jul 23
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John Terry
Banjo player in Deliverance
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kips
12:09 Thu Jul 23
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Todd Cantwell - Scarlett Johansson's stunt double
Andy Carroll - Human Cannonball
Harry Redknapp - Used car dealer
Dean Windass - Pidgeon fancier
Freddie Lundberg - Drag queen
Chris Sutton - Estate agent
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ak37
12:24 Thu Jul 23
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Paul Pogba - Goalkeeper
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zico
12:28 Thu Jul 23
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Antonio - Taxi Driver
Wilshire - Physiotherapist
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:31 Thu Jul 23
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Iain Dowie - Bell Ringer
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Mr. Burns
12:31 Thu Jul 23
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I always thought Kouyate would have been a lookie lookie man in the Costa Del Sol.
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Coffee
12:39 Thu Jul 23
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ak37 12:24 Thu Jul 23
Ha ha!
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goose
12:42 Thu Jul 23
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Soucek - on the bench with Pickle.
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El Scorchio
12:53 Thu Jul 23
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Jaime Carragher- a fucking cunt.
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